I hate it when guys say that they like you--it's such a betrayal!

Yesterday, me and L (my supercool friend) hung out for a bit. And vented.

Boy, did we ever vent.

Basically, our conversation (which was really us freaking out and yelling and realizing that the window was open so everyone could hear us and then yelling some more) went like this:

STUPID BOYS AND THEIR STUPID BODY PARTS AND THEIR STUPID NOT-BRAINS

and then we talked about:

AUGH I HATE RELATIONSHIPS AND I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS AND ALL GUYS WANT TO DO IS STARE AT MY BOOBS AND I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

and then:

BUT NOOOOOOO THEY DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU OR STARE AT YOU AND MAKE THINGS FREAKING AWKWARD

and finally:

Well, I feel lots better, L. Imma go home and do homework and be an INDEPENDENT woman, even though BOYS THAT I LIKE NEVER LIKE ME and BOYS THAT I JUST FREAKING WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ASK ME OUT and BOYS THAT I THINK ARE REALLY GROSS AND FREAKING ALL OVER ME.

So yes. I went home and effectively conquered the world.

And all night, all I could think was: